The AI SpoonSaver Is Coming: Learn How to Live Chronically and Let the Robots Do It
Your chronic illness energy hack is here—if you know where to click. Paid subscribers only access!
Let’s be real: being chronically ill is a full-time job. Between the symptom tracking, specialist stalking, insurance wrangling, and meal planning with 15 food restrictions—it’s no wonder we’re all running on 3% battery by noon.
Now imagine you had a smart, unpaid assistant who never sleeps, never judges, and knows how to summarize 18 research studies in plain English in under a minute. Meet your new AI sidekick—and say hello to the SpoonSaver.
What Is The AI SpoonSaver?
It’s the ultimate AI survival guide for spoonies, written by a chronically ill human (hi 👋) who’s already tested the best tools so you don’t waste your precious time and bandwidth.
SpoonSaver is your field manual for getting artificial intelligence to do the stuff that drains you—so you can focus on what matters. Like, you know, healing. Or napping. Or finally watching that documentary on fascia you keep bookmarking.
“I thought AI was for tech bros and startups.”
Nope. It’s also for overburdened zebras who need help managing their 24/7 medical circus.
What's Inside (and Why It’s Worth the Upgrade)
This guide is only for paid Zebra’s Underground subscribers—because the good stuff shouldn’t be diluted, tracked, or monetized by Meta. Here’s what you’ll get:
AI 101 for Spoonies – Learn what large language models really are (no BS), how they’re reshaping healthcare, and what you need to know before trusting a chatbot with your health.
✅ Pain Point Solutions – How to use AI to:
Write prior auth letters
Summarize your labs or MRI reports
Track your symptoms
Plan meals for 15 diagnoses
Schedule your life without losing your mind!
✅ The Tool Breakdown – A no-fluff breakdown of tools like:
ChatGPT (OpenAI)
Perplexity (for live citations)
Med-PaLM & MedSearch (AI for research-backed medical answers)
Rev & Otter.ai (AI scribes to save your hands)
Grok, Claude, Pi, Gemini – the AI alter egos you should (and shouldn’t) trust
…plus cost breakdowns, accessibility hacks, and our spoonie-approved favorites.
✅ Privacy Warnings & Caution Zones – Because not all AI tools are created equal—and some are definitely selling your data faster than you can say “HIPAA violation.”
Why You Need This
Because you shouldn’t have to spend your good hours googling, re-explaining your diagnosis, or copy-pasting symptom logs into 6 different portals.
Because some days, even brushing your teeth feels like too much.
Because it’s time something started working for you instead of against you.
Get It First—Go Paid on ZU
This guide will drop soon behind the paywall. If you’ve been waiting for a reason to become a paid Zebra’s Underground subscriber, this is it.
💥 $5/month or $50/year = one month of AI doing the hard stuff while you catch your breath.
Subscribe now, and never forget another doctor’s name, diet rule, or insurance code again.
Let the robots actually help for once.
Upgrade to Paid and Save Your Spoons
Because you’ve got enough on your plate—and it’s probably low-histamine, low-sodium, and FODMAP-free.